THE EPIC QUIZ
A Totally Legendary Pop Quiz for Shelly 🐚
📜 The Prophecy
Hear ye, hear ye! It has been foretold by the gods (and by Vyke) that if Shelly, Warrior of the Mind, scores 60% or more on this quiz about EPIC: The Musical…
🎬 She shall be granted one (1) ticket to
THE ODYSSEY by Christopher Nolan
in glorious IMAX 70mm 🎞️
at Cineplex Scotiabank Theatre, Montréal
— fully paid by yours truly. No takebacks. Zeus witnessed this.
⚔️ The Rules
- 15 questions. No mercy. Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves. 🔱
- Pass mark: 60% — Zeus doesn't round up.
- No googling! Athena is watching. 🦉
- Fail, and the fine print activates: you pay for your OWN ticket. 💸
- (You may run again… but the sea will remember. 🌊)
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Choose Your Voyage 🗓️
Pick a date for THE ODYSSEY — IMAX 70mm,
Cinéma Banque Scotia, Montréal.
These are real showtimes from Cineplex — evening screenings only (after 16h),
as decreed by Zeus and Vyke's work schedule. ⚡
🎞️ Only dates with confirmed IMAX 70mm evening showtimes are selectable. Cineplex opens more dates as the release approaches — greyed-out days may yet surface.
The Pact Is Sealed!
🎟️ ADMIT ONE (1) LEGEND
Legend: Shelly 🐚
Feature: The Odyssey — Christopher Nolan
Format: IMAX 70mm 🎞️ (the big one)
Where: Cineplex Scotiabank Theatre, Montréal
When: …
Quiz score: …
* Showtime pulled from real Cineplex listings (as of July 9) — Vyke will double-check before buying. Popcorn negotiations may occur.